Girl look at that body

ragingserenity:

liverquiver:

pandabomb:

#WHAT RITUALS DO YOU PERFORM #what human flesh do you have to eat to keep you this way

he requires

the bromantically lustful cries of a naked and tipsy Michael Fassbender

the unending support and love of his gorgeous wife

the tears of a thousand sexually frustrated fans, shed midst fantasies of his beauty and perfection

and the ceremonial sacrifice of one virgin given consensually after a viewing of Atonement

and his eyes are pretty because he drinks the blood of angels

#Somewhere there’s a portrait of James McAvoy getting older

But it does not exist in this universe, nor the next

He dines nightly on the souls of kittens